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Tricks Dogs Try to Teach Us

Ever try to teach an old dog new tricks? Ever feel like your dog is trying to teach you a trick? Here are some tricks we try to teach our dogs and some tricks they try to teach us...

Tricks I try to teach my dog Tape South Park for me Take a bath Fetch me a soda/beer Don't bark and wake the neighbors Start dinner Don't fart Wash the car Make the bed Don't pull on the leash (Don't walk so fast) Do the laundry Don't beg for food Pick up your toys Clean the house Do your business in the toilet, so I don't have to clean up after you

Tricks my dog tries to teach me Turn the television off (or at least turn it down) Take a bath (My nose is more sensitive than yours!) Fetch me a milkbone (and a Perrier.) Don't yell at me when I chase away the neighbor's cat from peeing on your flowers Where's dinner? (I'd do it myself if you would let me.) Don't fart! (That's disgusting! & remember the nose thing?) Wash the car! (It's embarassing to be seen in your dirty car) Get me a bed (The floor is cold!) Don't pull on the leash (Don't walk so slow!) Wash my pillow/blanket (It's starting to smell like you!) Don't give me food then tell me not to ask for it next time! Pick up your clothes (The laundry basket is right there!) Get rid of that vacuum cleaner (It's evil, I tell you, e-vil!) Do your business in the yard and not in my water bowl!